 The
Flakes
Hello Kids! Melvin A. Frubacher here, you<Guuuurghh>
may remembur me as the manager of such bands as "No Town",
"Front Street Boys", and "In Tub". My past
markiting achievaments ledd me to explore "boy bands" of<BARK!>other
musical johnras besides pop......well...that and the fact that part
of my brain was destroyded in a near fatal car(nival) accident causing
my banishment from the Hollywood boy band scene - I vowed that<OINK!>
I would seak revenge by returning to the music world with a new band
of my own creation that would dominate the music charts - Uh huh, and
here is the final product, my brain child - THE FLAKES
in their first press photo. Yes folks, as soon as I <CUKOO!>
saw these fine young gentilmens purform live at a club in Oakland I
nearly pood myself. I had been traveling mersalessly for munths, and
just when I was about to start searching outside Oakland's city limits,
I finally found the group that<BOOOYAHHH!> I
could mold into my personal money makin machine. I knew imediately that
they had star potential when I saw the singer fall off the stage and
ring his neck around a piano.
-From the Flakes
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